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adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

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10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

  • 1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
  • 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
  • 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
  • 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
  • 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
  • 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
  • 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
  • 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
  • 9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
  • 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
  • by Kate Bailey
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neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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iguanamouth:

i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

iguanamouth:

i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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